What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger